Snivelers

SNIVELERS! Worthless bags of flesh who think they are better than YOU! Yes YOU sir or madame! Buy one today and put it in its place. Everytime you feel like you have to pee, but can’t, it’s because one of these things is thinking about you. Contradictory, crapulent, and infuriating, they are a loving addition to any home.

3 inches tall, not counting the hair, made of polyurethane resin

You’ll also get some stickers!